Split Peaches Unicorn Horn Review

20170103_223612_Cropped_No Background.pngFrom the moment I saw the Split Peaches Unicorn Horn, I had to have it. Why did I need it? Because it’s a dildo, shaped like a unicorn horn. What other reason do I  need? It practically guarantees a magical time for my butt. Read on to separate fact from fairy tale.

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Tantus Amsterdam Review

Amsterdam No Background 2.pngI’ve been staring at the Tantus Amsterdam for a while now. I heard about it when I first started reading review blogs a few years back, but up until recently, it was just too big. But ever since I mastered the T-Rex, I’ve been seriously considering giving it a shot. Would I be able to fit this massive slab of silicone inside me? Or would it just be too big?

I won’t leave you in suspense. I conquered the Amsterdam, and I am very proud of myself. Read on for more details.

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Tantus Sam Review

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The Sam is a large and highly realistic silicone dildo made by Tantus. Made with Tantus O2 Dual Density Silicone, incredible detailing, and a large girth, this dildo gave me a lot of reasons to get excited. Add in the included bullet vibe and suction cup and this was shaping up to be a great package. Unfortunately, Sam just rubs me the wrong way.

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